October 19-22, 1977 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #9 1977-1978
| Written by John Chapman |
| Written by Ray Cooney |
The scene is the exclusive London fur salon of Bodley and Crouch, where Crouch (the well-meaning innocent) struggles to keep things on an even keel despite the energetic philandering of his partner. At the moment, Bodley is trying to secure the affections of his latest would-be mistress by “selling” her husband an expensive mink fur coat for a fraction of its real worth, and the stammering Crouch is saddled with the task of consummating the sale with a straight face. But, as luck would have it, the husband seizes the bargain coat as the perfect gift for his own mistress—whereupon the complications burgeon uproariously, with poor Crouch caught in the middle.
| ARNOLD CROUCH | Chris Robinson | |
| GILBERT BODLEY | Brooke Keneford | |
| HARRY MCMICHAEL | Ted Mauger | |
| JANIE MCMICHAEL | Rosemarie Lawless | |
| MAUDE BODLEY | Brenda Robinson | |
| MISS TIPDALE | Ann Dubras | |
| MISS WHITTINGTON | Maureen Power | |
| MR. FRENCHAM | Bob Horsey | |
| MR. LAWSON | Martin Haynes | |
| MRS. FRENCHAM | Ann Williams | |
| SUE LAWSON | Jenefer Haynes |
| Director | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Production Manager | Eufron Williams | |
| Stage Manager | Bob Knight | |
| Set Design | Barbara Rootman | |
| Set Construction | Dewi Williams | |
| Furnishings | Barbara Rootman | |
| Furnishings | Betty Francis | |
| Furnishings | Christine Clark | |
| Lighting Design | Harm Rombeek | |
| Sound Design | Doug Strong | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Wardrobe | Pat Keneford | |
| Continuity | Dorothy Beak | |
| Continuity | Marg Tucker | |
| Make-up | Annmarie Copple | |
| Make-up | Susan Sweet | |
| Publicity | Bob Knight | |
| Photographer | Steve Sweet | |
| Programme | Christine Clark | |
| Programme | Liane Freedman | |
| Box Office | Gwen Knight | |
| Box Office | Peter Jefferson | |
| House Manager | Gwen Knight | |
| Bar Staff | Jim Keneford |
