April 12 1975 at Stephen Leacock Public School as part of Season #6 1974-1975
| Written by Edward Albee |
A man in a spotlight, clad in swimming trunks, is doing his exercises silently. A couple appears to remark, dryly, “Well, here we are; this is the beach.” The woman orders a clarinetist out onto the stage and commands him to play. The couple exits, then returns carrying the woman’s eighty-six-year-old mother and dumps her in a sandbox.
| DADDY | John Gilliland | |
| GRANDMA | Liane Freedman | |
| MOMMY | Ann Dubras | |
| THE MUSICIAN | Rosemary Scott | |
| THE YOUNG MAN | Ian Robertson |
| Director | Helen Hunter |
